I thought that would get your attention! I really did though. I was shocked because I did the salt water cleanse as suggested and nothing happened but today?! Whoooowweeee is all I can say about that.
I have a slight headache but I attribute that to me being a caffiene addict and not having a sip in a day or two which is troubling me physically.
Imani is attempting to do the cleanse with me as she feels like she should weigh 120 pounds when she is done but as tall as she is her bones weigh that alone. So she did the salt water cleanse and I found her throwing up in the parking lot of the swap meet. Needless to say I doubled over with laughter I know, I know what mother would do that to her own kid right? But she was ok. After cleaning up her mess, she proceeded with water and then an hour later she drank the lemonade. Lets just say I found her fighting the urge to make a ham sandwich later that day that I had purchased for Isaac who runs the shop at the Swap Meet where they work on cars. I did find her making a sandwich and walking away to eat it alone later in the day .
I was not much better because I had to feed KJ and Lili as well. This was a hard day because we have been so busy which of course is a good thing but you work up an appetite. I ended up drinking loads of water and four bottles of the Master Cleanse concoction but still hungry so I too made a sandwich with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, on wheat! I was shaking, it was hard and my head was throbbing so I had to eat something the lemonade was not enough what with all I was doing today moving furniture helping customers, checking people out, meeting with UHaul customers you get the idea.
Not long after that I felt a rumble from down under that had me calling for Imani to man the store while I headed off to the porcelain throne in the restroom.
Let's just say that I sat there for thirty minutes feeling like I had not control over my bowels and blowing air out of me I did not know I had! There were more rumbles as a flow of excrement released itself from me along with tons of air.
After a good two chapters of a new book I borrowed from one of my store's bookshelves I felt good enough to prepare to return to the store when I realized there was no toilet tissue! I had to call Imani who thank goodness was not with a customer lean over and unlock the door and asked her for soap as well so I could thoroughly clean my hands and other parts I felt needed to be disinfected!
Thank goodness I don't have any sense of smell because whatever was in the toilet looking at me and seemed to be smoking a bit!
Ok ok enough of that, my headache is gone first off and my runny nose I had hey it's gone. Seriously it was like someone turned off a faucet all at once and everything just stopped. I have not been sleepy nor tired which I am not surprised as I cannot remember being tired the last time I did it either.
I am staring at a bottle of my lemon concoction now wondering should I dare take another sip or should I drink more water instead?
Well on to day three. Lets see how I do.
Til next time
Mamma
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